uusui:

c0rnmuffins:

uusui:

emma-relille-tunger:

uusui:

iceland is scary

are those giant marshmallows

we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

Seriously though what the fuck are those

we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

(via jescritora)

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her."No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

(Source: oldresidentdistrict, via natalieisnifty)

themallorymiller:

New blog post from @sprinkleofglitr                   “I Want To Be Everything.”
http://tinyurl.com/o94xu8v
This post hit home for me even though I am not a wife or mother. There is always pressure in life to be 100 percent in every role you take on: at work, with friends, with family. But it isn’t always possible and the thing I took out of this is that no matter who you are, just remember that people all over are trying and failing to give 100 percent all the time. Just be the best you that you can be, and don’t be too hard on yourself. 

themallorymiller:

New blog post from @sprinkleofglitr                   “I Want To Be Everything.”

http://tinyurl.com/o94xu8v

This post hit home for me even though I am not a wife or mother. There is always pressure in life to be 100 percent in every role you take on: at work, with friends, with family. But it isn’t always possible and the thing I took out of this is that no matter who you are, just remember that people all over are trying and failing to give 100 percent all the time. Just be the best you that you can be, and don’t be too hard on yourself. 

(via sprinkleofglitr)

"Some people are old at 18 and some are young at 90. Time is a concept that humans created."

Yoko Ono, 1977  (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: 4lokos4ever, via jescritora)

theanti90smovement:

very small dog? puppy

very big dog? puppy

very young dog? puppy

very old dog? puppy

puppy? puppy

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luanlegacy:

last-on-your-lips:

nanodash:

I’m not even going to attempt to gif this. Watch it. Now. 15 pendulums, not interacting with one another, each with a slightly different time for a full swing.

Results in gorgeousness.

its called incidental synchronization and it’s very rarely captured on camera.

my jaw is literally dropped.

(via camiekahle)

nebulasnovasandnightsky:

corinnemucha:

I <3 Math.

I’m an adult and I can verify that this is 100% accurate

nebulasnovasandnightsky:

corinnemucha:

I <3 Math.

I’m an adult and I can verify that this is 100% accurate

(via ellie-fish)

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profoundbondwiththepizzaman:

senorpacman:

Some Basic French Expressions

I SENT THIS TO MY FRENCH TEACHER AND HE PEED HIS PANTS

(via actuallyamagicalgirl)

athenagracee:

There is no other day. All days are present now. This moment contains all moments.
C.S. Lewis

athenagracee:

There is no other day. All days are present now. This moment contains all moments.

C.S. Lewis

(via almostnewyorker)

awwww-cute:

Keeping the babies warm

awwww-cute:

Keeping the babies warm